Unisex classic tee 'Bitchcraft'
The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
£14.50
Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.
Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.
Not everyone can handle honesty.
This unapologetic graphic tee is for those blessed with the rare ability to say exactly what everyone else is thinking — and deal with the consequences later.
No spells required. Just accuracy.
Bold, sarcastic, and painfully real, this t-shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Why You’ll Love It
Premium soft cotton for all-day comfort
Bold, high-quality print that lasts
Relaxed unisex fit
Designed in the UK
Guaranteed to trigger knowing nods from strangers
Perfect For
People with permanent internal eye-roll
Lovers of sarcasm and dark humour
Work, weekends, and social survival
Gifts for the painfully self-aware
The Grumpy Pigeon Touch
At Grumpy Pigeon, we make funky, edgy graphic t-shirts for people who don’t pretend everything’s fine.
This is one of those shirts
Description
The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag
Delivery
We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.
