Unisex classic tee 'Vegetarian'
A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
£14.50
Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.
Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.
For those who like their humour rare… unlike their dinner.
This gloriously cheeky tee features the brutally honest definition of Vegetarian:
“A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.”
It’s the perfect shirt for carnivores with a sense of humour, vegetarians with thick skin, or anyone who enjoys stirring the pot at a BBQ.
Whether you’re flipping burgers, attending an awkward family dinner, or just popping to the shops, this tee guarantees knowing smirks, shocked looks, and at least one person saying, “That’s terrible… where did you get it?”
Why you’ll love it:
Soft, comfortable cotton that feels as good as it looks
Bold, clear print that won’t fade into obscurity
Conversation-starting humour (use responsibly)
Perfect gift for meat lovers, joke lovers, and troublemakers
Warning: May cause vegetarians to roll their eyes and carnivores to nod in approval.
Wear it. Own it. Pretend you’re top of the food chain.
Description
The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag
Delivery
We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.
