Unisex classic tee 'Lets Pretend'

I give a shit and leave it at that.

£14.50

Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.

Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.

Some conversations don’t need depth.

They need… closure.

The “Let’s Pretend I Give a Sh*t and Leave It at That” tee is the ultimate low-effort response in wearable form. Perfect for meetings that should’ve been emails, drama you didn’t apply for, and stories that absolutely did not require that many details.

It’s not rude.

It’s efficient.

Dry humour. Maximum honesty. Zero emotional admin.

Why this tee delivers:

Ultra-soft cotton (so you’re comfortable, even if you’re not invested)

Bold, clean print that says it so you don’t have to

Durable quality — because indifference should last

Relaxed unisex fit for effortless wear

People who’ve mastered the art of nodding.

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Description

The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.

• 100% cotton

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular construction

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Tear-away tag

Delivery

We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.