Unisex classic tee 'Fart'
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
£14.50
Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.
Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.
Not cute. Not quiet. Not here to behave.
Finally, a relationship expert you can trust.
This brutally honest tee delivers life advice your friends won’t, your mum shouldn’t, and your ex definitely ignored.
Because the best things in life happen naturally. Love. Laughter. And… well, you get the idea.
Equal parts childish and wise, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s done with forcing feelings, forcing conversations, or forcing literally anything that shouldn’t be forced.
Why this tee stinks (in the best way):
Super soft cotton for maximum comfort and minimum emotional pressure
High-quality print that won’t crack under strain
Guaranteed laughs, snorts, and “Oh my God” reactions
Peak immature humour with suspiciously accurate life advice
Childish? Yes. Wrong? Absolutely not.
Description
The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag
Delivery
We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.
