Unisex classic tee 'Cockwomble'
A male-directed insult. A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.
£14.50
Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.
Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.
Some people are exhausting.
This t-shirt saves you the trouble of explaining why.
Sharp, unapologetic, and beautifully British, this graphic tee is a tribute to one of the greatest insults ever created. Perfect for those moments when words fail — but your t-shirt doesn’t.
Wear it wisely. Or recklessly. We’re not in charge of your life
Description
The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag
Delivery
We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.
Contact
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Email: richard@grumpypigeon.co.uk
Phone: 07450 371723
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Cumberland Road, Cleethorpes, North East Lincolnshire DN35 0NS


