Unisex classic tee 'Cockwomble'

A male-directed insult. A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

£14.50

Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.

Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.

Some people are exhausting.

This t-shirt saves you the trouble of explaining why.

Sharp, unapologetic, and beautifully British, this graphic tee is a tribute to one of the greatest insults ever created. Perfect for those moments when words fail — but your t-shirt doesn’t.

Wear it wisely. Or recklessly. We’re not in charge of your life

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Description

The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.

• 100% cotton

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular construction

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Tear-away tag

Delivery

We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.