Unisex classic tee 'Bargainologist'
[bar~gan~hol~ho~jist] Noun A specialist in identifying and acquiring items at the lowest possible price. One who experiences intense satisfaction upon discovering '70% OFF'
£14.50
Grumpy Pigeon makes t-shirts for people who don’t need approval.
Inspired by street culture, sarcasm, and the fine art of not pretending to care.
Some people shop, others hunt.
This graphic tee is for the elite few who can spot a yellow sticker from 20 metres away, feel their heart rate rise at the word “clearance,” and refuse to pay full price on principle.
Strategic. Patient. Victorious.
Wear it with pride. You’ve earned it (at a discount).
Why You’ll Love It
Premium soft cotton for all-day comfort
Bold, durable print that won’t fade
Relaxed unisex fit
Designed in the UK
Recognised instantly by fellow bargain hunters
Description
The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. Add your design for a long-lasting tee that feels timeless and chic.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag
Delivery
We print your tee order on demand, so delivery is between 3/5 working days.
Contact
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Email: richard@grumpypigeon.co.uk
Phone: 07450 371723
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Cumberland Road, Cleethorpes, North East Lincolnshire DN35 0NS


